What's your favorite color gummy bear?
Red
What is the most attractive factor of the opposite sex?
Legs *drool*
Have you ever made up/sang a song for someone you cared about?
That sounds very queer
Ever had a song sang about/for you?
That sounds very corny
Is there a baby in the room with you right now?
Are you calling me immature!?
Do you know how to dance?
Jr. High *******
What is your favorite thing that is green?
If you want to be funny I'll say weed ( It isn't, it's really cocaine) [Sarcasm](or is it]
What did your last text message say?
"Shut the **** up sam, your a ****in waste of a sperm and egg you dumb ****"
Boxers, briefs or boxer briefs?
Boxers
What is your middle name?
William...
What is the way to your heart?
Well I guess you would have to make a small incision and then...
What do you smell like?
A mix of Irish Spring/Axe
What's in your pocket?
Sunshine xD
Anything in your mouth?
Ur mom (OHHHHHHHHH SNAPPPPPP)
Ever hurt yourself playing Wii?
No, I'd have to be mentally retarded
Do you have freckles?
No
How many languages can you say "Hello" in?
Ummm...0?
What's the last movie you saw in the theater?
The Notourious BIG movie
Ever jumped/fallen/been pushed in a pool with your clothes on?
Jumped and pushed
Are you wearing any clothes that you wore yesterday?
My hoody
Name a song that you know all the words to:
Rap Game
Are you in love with someone right now?
I'm available if that's what your asking
What's the last thing you watched on TV?
South Park
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Patent Lawyer
Can you do the alphabet in sign language?
I think I broke my hands
Do you have an unkle named Joe?
Nope
Do you have an unkle named Joe?
GOD ****** (Insert name)
Do you wear glasses?
Nope
What can you hear right now?
The TV
Did you feel better or worse or the same yesterday?
Bout the same
Ever been overseas?
Nope
What are your plans for today?
Baseball
What was your favorite childhood show?
I don't remember
Are you close to your siblings?
Meh...
What was your first job?
Umpire
Do you bite your nails?
No
Do you like your feet?
That's a strange question
Do you sleep well at night?
Like a rock